TERRI HYLAND IS FOUND DEAD IN THE BUSHES: AGE 23
30th October 2010
It has been confirmed that one Terri Hyland has been found laying dead on the side of the road 25 minutes outside of Dublin. It has been thought that this atrocious murder, in which Mr Hyland was stripped of his clothes and and then pirahnas were fed into his digestive system from the exit orifice, was nothing more than a simple robbery gone wrong due to the fact that all of Mr Hyland's computing and sound reproductive equipment was cleared out of his house, with which he shared with his new wife Blathian.
It is believe Blathian has left the country with the gang of murderers with reports stating that she is now currently engaged to marry the leader of the crime commiting group. The only leads we have as to the leader of the group or their identities and whereabouts is a single note left stuck to the forehead of Mr Hyland, stating nothing more than "Cheez Woz 'Ere"
Story: Dane Thomson
Editing: Elijah Buckland
Photographs: Matthew Thornson
Chief Overseer: Matt Grater
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